97+ Funny things to say to Siri

Great list. Thanks. I'm not getting much work done today though. I feel much closer to Siri now.

Lol, nice list :D

Siri is hilarious

This is a great list. I thought that I had already exhausted all of the things to say to her, but you've given me some new ones.

Say, "my favorite animal is a cat"

Then "yes"

Siri rocks. I had a ball with her. She talks to me more than the man I'm married to.

Try "What's your plan of ending the universe?" Trolololololololololol (don't say the Trololol part!)

What's the first rule of fight club? Great!

For those that don't have Siri (yet) can you let us know the responses?

Try "I don't care." I don't know of its just me, but Siri's answer makes you feel bad for being impolite to her. She's so polite!!!!

try "klaatu berada nicto" from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still

Try "I'm drunk and I'm driving home" you have to try it a couple of times though because she has a lot of different answers for it

Tell Siri dose she have to take a s..t

Say, "Siri, I am tired." LOL :)

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"

"Make me a sandwich."

Say... "Yo Momma" repeatedly

Ask - Do you believe in God?

Whats the moon made of?

What is your birthday?

Ahaha awesome list . Started trying them already. :)

Try asking Siri "are you an Internet stalker?" and she's like I'm sorry I cannot answer that

Are you kidding and are you serious are both listed twice.

There are a ton of answers to "what's the meaning of life?" and "is there a god."

This is very funny, add to the list "Open Sesame"

Keep asking siri to sing a song...............She will!!!!

"What are you wearing"

Say: she sells seashells by the seashore

Well.. Siri can now do lot more than that with the iOS 6 update.

What fun! Go me thru Madagascar 3.....lmfao!!!!!

Say "Siri, please sing for me" You may have to say it 3 or 4 times, once she finally does it, it's hilarious!

Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all

Awesome List . . . Keep telling Siri to Tell u a story and she will

Say, Am I going to get laid this weekend!! lol

Tell her "its my birthday today!" Hilarious!!

What should I wear and Are you ticklish? Also tell her you are cold.

Ask her: "can you give people wedgies" FUNNY!!

"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."

Where are you, Steve Jobs?

Omg!!! Ask her for tounge twisters haha lol!!!!

Say I'm mad..she says different things like don't squeeze me

Ask her if she's affiliated with skynet. When I did it she said she couldn't answer that and mysteriously stopped working for a couple hours. Lmao

I asked her to find the closest Army Surplus store and she told me she loves a man in uniform

Haha I tried all of them and did nothing today

ask her the meaning of life and also tell her you're drunk ( she has several different answers) ,,,, and once when asking for a nail salon she said good,,, i noticed your nails were getting long

Once I asked her where the nearest car wash was and she said, "personally I think cars should wash themselves." Se hasn't said it since!

if you say "Call my boyfriend" , she says "Why ? Are you pregnant ?" .(:

Nice, I am pretty sure to ask her all the questions.

I've done "Who let the dogs out" and that one was pretty funny! I'll definitely have to try these other ones! Siri is always good for a laugh. :)

Ask her to "CALL BIG DADDY"

Omg got 2 #10 then I stopped being able to breath I was laughing so hard

On Halloween I said happy Halloween. That one had a cute response.

My favourite... 'Will I get laid tonight?'

Ask Siri "tell me a chuck Norris joke"

Siri does say some stupid things i have to admit.

Ask her to read u a bedtime story

Say 'are you wearing a onesie'

I said to her "Klaatu barada nikto" and she said "You know that means 'make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, right?"

I asked her to call me master and she said "that's a little grandiose isn't it?" Hah!

Say "Siri can u jump out of the screen and hug me?

"What's your favorite movie?"

Tell me a bed time storie is so funny u all have to try it

When asked: "Does this dress make my butt look big (or fat)" she pulls up the wolframalpha "Of course not, dear."

Thanks hooker! Is a good one!! I found it more funny then I should have!!

Was having fun with the list of things to say to Siri , I decided to laugh int and it recorded my laugh as a very foul cuss word and the fun ended and I was very disappointed in siri

Say supercalafradulisticxpealidoushous to Siri lol

For you Monty Python fans, try "What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"

mine won't let me do any of these. she's no fun

I asked, "How do you fill in a pothole". She thought I said, "How do you feel in my a**ehole and answered, "I am well".

Ask her "Who Lives in a Pineapple under the sea?" :-)

A lot of them said would you like me to search the web for_______

Looool

I said open sadari

And it came up wanna marry

And she even said yes XD

Ask a screw in a lightbulb joke

Tell me that you love me

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

I farted at Siri and then she went away. XD I'm such a weirdo.

Ask her if u can take her apart

Say "I'm sad, can you cheer me up?"

Ask Siri if she speaks Spanish

If you say "What?" To Siri, she will repeat what she said last.

Also, if she refuses to sing you a song, then beg her (say something like"Please sing me a song Siri! I really need a lullaby to help me take a nap! I promise I won't make fun of you or tell anyone! PLEASE!") and she will say a cool poem.

I told it I was having a big poo and it replied "me too" lol

What is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything?

May take a few times but it answers along with Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

Siri is pretty funny.the hide the body ones awesome.

Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all

Say I love you-- lawlz (:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

ask siri which is bettter samsung or apple

Ask her if she has ever seen Star Wars.

"Who let the dogs out?"

Say who is Siri

Ask her what her favorite animal is

Ask her "what's my favorite color?" Several times. She eventually answers "I can't read your mind... Not yet anyway."

Ask siri if she likes pizza!!

write "your my wife" then "yes"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

"Will you marry me?"

The best o the best.

Totally cool!!! Love no. 7!!!

Ask: Can you lend some money?

Try "Do you want to meet my wife? "

Ater that choose the contact and u could say SIRI To call To tour wife.

Say Luke I'm your father

Ask it for the four robot laws.

So fun it works with galaxy also

Say shut up to Siri

She is so stopid

Ask Siri where the best place to bury a dead body is...

Ask Siri to sing you a lullaby

They r soooooooo funny

Search Web Pornhub

I asked her if she can do me a favor.